Does forever work for you?
So obviously everything on this man is perf, but I’ve a particular fondness for his nose. Uhmm… anyone else?
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
#bless this post
Did anyone else get absolutely blown away by this weeks episode of adventure time?!? My jaw is still on the ground!
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
-Cried yourself to sleep.
-Self Harmed. (Cutting,burning,purging,starving,hitting,punching,etc.)
-Hid in your room all day and night.
-Been made fun of/embarrassed.
-Wanted to die.
-if your ashamed of your body or the way you look.
-woke up at some point wishing you weren’t you.
-Screamed into a pillow.
-Blasted your favorite band/singer in your room.
THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE
i stared at this for a good five minutes
plz have sex with me
Instead of the pocket pussy, it’s the pocket cookie
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure